My Grillfriend Can't Be This Hot!

Made by @AtticWizard on Fifth Door

A classic anime dating sim, played completely straight, except every heroine is a barbecue grill. You have twelve days until the Summer Cookout to win over the kettle grill next door who's loved you since you were six, a tsundere hibachi (tabletop-sized, NOT small), a 90,000-BTU ojou-sama gas grill who has never been lit, a WiFi pellet smoker who can't compute her feelings, a yandere kamado who's already behind you, a Texan offset smoker who takes things low and slow, or a single-use foil tray saving her one and only lighting for you. Study, hit the gym, practise in the mirror, call your propane-tank best friend for intel, then meet your grill under the Legendary Hickory. 7 routes, 17 endings, fully voiced in beeps.

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